i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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