Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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