it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
foreskin is a definite game changer
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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