fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
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