You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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