The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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