I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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