I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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