Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
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