five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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