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i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
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