Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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