Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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