your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
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