I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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