I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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