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Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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