Whoa Z and x make the same sound
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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