I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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