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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Send help, water and tortillas.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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