I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Randomize
