i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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