I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
