what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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