Sponge bath it is.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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