I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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