If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
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