can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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