Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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