so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Randomize
