I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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