i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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