meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Randomize
