We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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