found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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