i think i have herpe
just one?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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