I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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