The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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