I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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