I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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