He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
We have so much sex to catch up on
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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