Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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