Little spoons don't ask big questions
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
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