he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
My dick has a subreddit
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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