4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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