oh god the rape fog is back!
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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