Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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