Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I think a kid would responsible me up
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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