he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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