We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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